Hi, I am quadruple-damage. Did you know that it is illegal to say: "I want to kill the president of the United States of America"?
It's illegal, it's one of the only sentences that you are not allowed to say.
Now, it was okay for me to say it right there because I was just telling you that its illegal to say "I want to kill the president of the United States of America".
I'm not actually saying it, I'm just letting you know that it's illegal to say it. It's like a public service, I'm letting you know so you don't accidentally go out and say something like that.
But what's interesting is that it's very illegal to say "I really, really think someone out there should kill the president of the United States of America". That's illegal. Very, very illegal. But not illegal to say "with a mortar launcher". Because that's it's own sentence, it's an incomplete sentence, but it might have nothing to do with the sentence before that, so that's perfectly fine. Perfectly legal.
I also found out that its incredibly illegal, extremely illegal to go on a forum and say something like "The best place to fire a mortar launcher at the White House would be from the roof of the Rockefeller Hewitt building because of minimal security and a direct line of sight to the president's bedroom". INSANELY ILLEGAL. RIDICULOUSLY, RECKLESSLY, INSANELY ILLEGAL.
Yet even more illegal, to show an illustrated diagram:
INSANELY ILLEGAL, RIDICULOUSLY, HORRIBLY FELONIOUS, cause they will come to your house in the middle of the night and they will LOCK YOU UP. Extremely against the law.
One thing that is technically legal to say is that: "We have a group that meets Friday's at mid-night under the Brooklyn bridge and the password is Sic Semper Tyrannis".